Today's news and world reports...

Obama has murdered a fly.

There is plenty of news to go around, but Obama swatting a fly has made nearly every major news network.

PETA has finally responded.

"He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."

On another note, does anyone know why G. Gordon Liddy is hawking gold as an investment strategy?

And the name of the day is "Dwill."

Because who really needs party teeth?

So, you know, just like everybody else, I'm trying to stay afloat in this harsh economic climate... thought I'd cut back on the bling in my life. What better way than to do this?!