Some astounding logos we've found 'round the interwebs today.
Won't somebody think of the children?
This is a logo for a pharmacy.
....and jazzboobs!
My kids are totally going to daycare at the kidsexchange.
Wow. I don't have any words for that.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
do WHAT?
My kids are totally going to daycare at the kidsexchange.
Wow. I don't have any words for that.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
whoa!
NESS CITY, Kan. - A man whose girlfriend sat on a toilet for so long that the seat adhered to her body will spend six months on probation.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A judge sentenced him Tuesday to six months in jail but granted the probation after the victim, Pam Babcock, asked for leniency.
"She didn't believe that her circumstances were his fault," Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said.
Babcock's plight became known in February when McFarren called the Ness County sheriff, expressing concern about his live-in girlfriend. When authorities arrived, they found Babcock physically stuck to the toilet.
McFarren told police Babcock had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Medical personnel estimated she'd been sitting on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body.
She is now under the protection of a guardian who was appointed through the legal department at the hospital where she received treatment.
Also Tuesday, McFarren was sentenced to six months in jail for an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for exposing himself to a teenage neighbor in March.
Kory McFarren pleaded no contest last month to a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. A judge sentenced him Tuesday to six months in jail but granted the probation after the victim, Pam Babcock, asked for leniency.
"She didn't believe that her circumstances were his fault," Ness County Attorney Craig Crosswhite said.
Babcock's plight became known in February when McFarren called the Ness County sheriff, expressing concern about his live-in girlfriend. When authorities arrived, they found Babcock physically stuck to the toilet.
McFarren told police Babcock had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Medical personnel estimated she'd been sitting on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body.
She is now under the protection of a guardian who was appointed through the legal department at the hospital where she received treatment.
Also Tuesday, McFarren was sentenced to six months in jail for an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for exposing himself to a teenage neighbor in March.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Just.. Orlando. (with jesus sighting)
I went to Orlando for work this week. I now totally and completely understand why people laugh at Florida.
The Orlando airport is the only airport I've ever been in where people seem to think that SHOES are totally optional.
I witnessed a man using a Ford Explorer to tow another car. Unfortunately, he had it hooked to the bumper with a piece of twine/rope. No hitch, and nothing to make the smaller car stop. The good news is that people like that will get killed. The bad news is that they'll probably take someone else out on the way.
I counted 7 pinky rings and diamond rings, both on men, in a half an hour.
A 8 year old child in the hot tub at 11 p.m. was eloquently pontificating his viewpoint on Barack Obama, who he kept referring to as "BO." The viewpoint was based entirely on things he's heard while listening to the Rush Limbaugh show.
I found a tank top with skulls all over it and "ORLANDO!" written across the boobs in script.
Best of all?
I found Seashell Jesus in a tourist shop. MULTIPLES. Sadly, these Jesui did not light up, however, they came in different sizes and had a little stick on thingie that said "FLORIDA." Jesus was glow-in-the-dark.
The Orlando airport is the only airport I've ever been in where people seem to think that SHOES are totally optional.
I witnessed a man using a Ford Explorer to tow another car. Unfortunately, he had it hooked to the bumper with a piece of twine/rope. No hitch, and nothing to make the smaller car stop. The good news is that people like that will get killed. The bad news is that they'll probably take someone else out on the way.
I counted 7 pinky rings and diamond rings, both on men, in a half an hour.
A 8 year old child in the hot tub at 11 p.m. was eloquently pontificating his viewpoint on Barack Obama, who he kept referring to as "BO." The viewpoint was based entirely on things he's heard while listening to the Rush Limbaugh show.
I found a tank top with skulls all over it and "ORLANDO!" written across the boobs in script.
Best of all?
I found Seashell Jesus in a tourist shop. MULTIPLES. Sadly, these Jesui did not light up, however, they came in different sizes and had a little stick on thingie that said "FLORIDA." Jesus was glow-in-the-dark.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
UPDATE! - Gods Grotto By The Sea
Seashell Jesus was procured Saturday morning from the clutches of the aging pageant queen to the tune of $15, and worth every penny.
He is now an interstate traveller, attending a wedding in West By God Virginia and then road-tripping up to Coatesville, Pennsylvania. He is currently awaiting pickup at a farm in Fairfax Station, Virginia, where we will take more pictures and then foist him on my sister as a housewarming gift.
He is now an interstate traveller, attending a wedding in West By God Virginia and then road-tripping up to Coatesville, Pennsylvania. He is currently awaiting pickup at a farm in Fairfax Station, Virginia, where we will take more pictures and then foist him on my sister as a housewarming gift.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Jesus H Christ on a... seashell?
Margie and I went to the world's most amazing yard sale yesterday. Hosted by an aging pageant queen named Dora Lee or something to that effect who was very much a few fruit loops short of a full box, we rifled through boxes upon boxes of things until we found... God's Grotto By The Sea, aka, Seashell Jesus. It lights up. Apparently it was made in Italy and therefore it is considered "valuable" and I'm quite regretting not purchasing it as a housewarming gift for my dear sister.
"The chuppah is closer than you think!"
Are you Jewish, and want to get married? Perhaps this might pique your interest. I think it's like The Rules for Jews.
Oh yes, and there are games:
And speaking of The Rules, those chicks have recorded a RAP SONG. Hey, "Just do the Rules." It's "inspirational," according to their website. Hmm.
On a slightly related note, we can all rest assured knowing that these men will never get laid, no matter how good they think their game is.
(posted by Katie)
Oh yes, and there are games:
"The Discovery Wheel is a simpler, more direct communication tool that singles can play on dates to ask each other specific questions about their lives and dreams."
(PS anyone ever hear of having a conversation?)And speaking of The Rules, those chicks have recorded a RAP SONG. Hey, "Just do the Rules." It's "inspirational," according to their website. Hmm.
On a slightly related note, we can all rest assured knowing that these men will never get laid, no matter how good they think their game is.
(posted by Katie)
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